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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2006|02:43 pm]
Overheard at DSA
idreamofshoebox
Overheard this morning in AP English IV.

Preppy girl in MTV shirt: Yeah, but, like, Jojo has such a diverse fanbase, you know? I mean, it would be really hard to, like, fuck her or anything, even if she does have a great pussy. She's probably dating, like, Dick Cheney or something by now, though.

What??
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(no subject) [Sep. 8th, 2006|01:26 pm]
Overheard at DSA
idreamofshoebox
Overheard during French II a few years ago

Dumb girl: Mah-damn Norris? Hey, Mah-damn Norris? Do they have retarded people in France?

Mme Norris: Why, yes, "Dumb girl," they do.

Dumb girl: And they speak French?

Smartass: No, they speak the same language as all the other retarded people...English.


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Overheard cutting through auditorium to get to class

Pothead: Yeah, but dude, her cooch looks like Ms. Irby's face!


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Overheard in Adv. Women's Choir

Ghetto Girl: Yeah, he broke up with me! I can't believe it! After all we been through, just like that! And then he took me off his top eight!

Preppy girl: Oh hell no!
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(no subject) [Sep. 5th, 2006|08:22 pm]
Overheard at DSA

loverlly
"My mothers new boyfriend looks like a chipmunk run over quite a few times."
I heard that somewhere at lunch today.
Oh the joys of the Court Yard C-lunch.
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(no subject) [Sep. 5th, 2006|07:16 pm]
Overheard at DSA
tigerlily11
"So that's why I smelt like chicken."

Overheard on the sidewalk behind the auditorium between classes, like, three years ago. But I still find it hilarious.
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(no subject) [Sep. 5th, 2006|04:00 pm]
Overheard at DSA
idreamofshoebox
Open, and awaiting submissions. :)
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