||[Sep. 8th, 2006|01:26 pm]
Overheard at DSA
Overheard during French II a few years ago|
Dumb girl: Mah-damn Norris? Hey, Mah-damn Norris? Do they have retarded people in France?
Mme Norris: Why, yes, "Dumb girl," they do.
Dumb girl: And they speak French?
Smartass: No, they speak the same language as all the other retarded people...English.
Overheard cutting through auditorium to get to class
Pothead: Yeah, but dude, her cooch looks like Ms. Irby's face!
Overheard in Adv. Women's Choir
Ghetto Girl: Yeah, he broke up with me! I can't believe it! After all we been through, just like that! And then he took me off his top eight!
Preppy girl: Oh hell no!