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[Sep. 8th, 2006|01:26 pm]
Overheard at DSA
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Overheard during French II a few years ago

Dumb girl: Mah-damn Norris? Hey, Mah-damn Norris? Do they have retarded people in France?

Mme Norris: Why, yes, "Dumb girl," they do.

Dumb girl: And they speak French?

Smartass: No, they speak the same language as all the other retarded people...English.


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Overheard cutting through auditorium to get to class

Pothead: Yeah, but dude, her cooch looks like Ms. Irby's face!


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Overheard in Adv. Women's Choir

Ghetto Girl: Yeah, he broke up with me! I can't believe it! After all we been through, just like that! And then he took me off his top eight!

Preppy girl: Oh hell no!
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